Elvis Concert Tragedy

I was singing My Way this morning and shared a story about one of my cousins. Many years ago it was announced that Elvis would be playing at Rupp Arena, My Cousin, Mary camped out for three days to make sure she got tickets for the Elvis concert.  Then before the concert date arrived, Elvis Presley died.  Rather than take her tickets back for a refund, Mary opted to save them as a memento. Who knows?  They might be worth a little money for an Elvis memorabilia collector.

Hubby says "Well that says a lot about Elvis.  I mean if he would rather die on the shitter than play in Kentucky.  Sounds like the King knew Kentucky sucked."

Poetic Penis

"My throbbing manhood is merely an extension of my beating heart."